Jodi says funny crap all the time

Therefore, she deserves a website, upon which I will chronicle her hilarity. If you don't like it, go shove yourself in a meat grinder.

JODI SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS TRICK! 

Dhingra photo caption contest

Jodi also takes great photos. Guess what she's thinking in this one:

"God hates you. Go away." 

"Pop punk THIS you mudblood." 

"Look into my eyes... and die." 

"I hope you enjoyed blow drying your hair at 5am Caitlyn." 

"I... am so freaking happy right now." 

"Kittens? I love kittens." 

Submit your own! Have fun. Jodi wants you to, clearly. 

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June 23, 2014, 7:15 pm

"Remember those bibles I borrowed from you? I'm returning the one that doesn't have bug jizz all over it."

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June 20, 2014, 3:51 pm
"I can't handle automatic towel dispensers. Every time one comes out, I feel obligated to take it, and eventually I'm like, 'why do I keep taking all these towels?'"